Can You Relate to Dentures

I have dentures and believe me I wish I had myso. You want a good laugh, take a picture of
real teeth. I remember when I could pick up ayourself with your teeth smiling and then take
nice red juicy apple and sink my teeth into it.one without smiling, compare the two. You will
Now, I have to cut it into small pieces. Can't keeplaugh and then make a promise that you will not
my teeth in place to bite it. How about sneezingforget them when you leave the house.I can say
or coughing? Can't sneeze or cough like I use to. II feel relaxed visiting my mother. She hates her
have to keep my hand up at my mouth for feardentures too and we both plop them in a glass of
I will blow my teeth across the room. Oh howwater and sit and chat. Talking about mom, I
embarrassing that can be.And don't get sick andremember going to Virginia for my nephews
have to throw up, better remove those fakewedding. We stayed in a motel room while up
teeth before hand or you will be fishing them outthere. One side of the sink was a glass with my
of the old throne. And don't you just love thosemothers dentures in it and the other side was
little sesame seeds that seem to find their waymine. Well my mother got up and put her
under your plate and it feels like a golf size rock.dentures in, after a while she had gone to the
You need to get it out quick, but you are at asink and not thinking, saw my dentures in the
table full of people and can't seem to get yourglass, rinsed them off and tried to put them in
tongue under there, so you have to excuseher mouth. It hit her, her teeth were already in
yourself to get away from the table. After a fewher mouth, these weren't hers. We had a good
times like that, everyone starts to wonder aboutlaugh over that.If I could go back in time, one
you. Especially when you are invited out to eat.thing I would do, is take care of my teeth. You
The hostess starts to think something is wrongwould not know unless you have dentures, what
with her cooking. Try explaining the exits withouta pain in the neck they can be. I don't know what
telling them what is really going on.How aboutit is like to really taste a good meal unless I eat
leaving for work and getting almost there or evenwith no teeth. And then everything has to be
getting there and realizing you don't have yoursoft. At times I feel like a baby with no teeth, the
teeth in your mouth. I have gone on shoppingonly thing, I eat grown up food not baby food out
trips and forgot my teeth and pray I don't runof a jar.SO TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH, DON'T
into someone I know. And isn't it always the caseEND UP WITH DENTURES, OR YOU MAY BE
that you always run into someone you work with.HOLDING ON THEM SO THEY DON'T END UP
You don't want to be a snob and avoid them butFLYING ACROSS THE FLOOR OR IN THE OLD
you don't want to talk to them toothless, or youTHRONE.
will be the big joke at work for the next week or