| I have dentures and believe me I wish I had my | | | | so. You want a good laugh, take a picture of |
| real teeth. I remember when I could pick up a | | | | yourself with your teeth smiling and then take |
| nice red juicy apple and sink my teeth into it. | | | | one without smiling, compare the two. You will |
| Now, I have to cut it into small pieces. Can't keep | | | | laugh and then make a promise that you will not |
| my teeth in place to bite it. How about sneezing | | | | forget them when you leave the house.I can say |
| or coughing? Can't sneeze or cough like I use to. I | | | | I feel relaxed visiting my mother. She hates her |
| have to keep my hand up at my mouth for fear | | | | dentures too and we both plop them in a glass of |
| I will blow my teeth across the room. Oh how | | | | water and sit and chat. Talking about mom, I |
| embarrassing that can be.And don't get sick and | | | | remember going to Virginia for my nephews |
| have to throw up, better remove those fake | | | | wedding. We stayed in a motel room while up |
| teeth before hand or you will be fishing them out | | | | there. One side of the sink was a glass with my |
| of the old throne. And don't you just love those | | | | mothers dentures in it and the other side was |
| little sesame seeds that seem to find their way | | | | mine. Well my mother got up and put her |
| under your plate and it feels like a golf size rock. | | | | dentures in, after a while she had gone to the |
| You need to get it out quick, but you are at a | | | | sink and not thinking, saw my dentures in the |
| table full of people and can't seem to get your | | | | glass, rinsed them off and tried to put them in |
| tongue under there, so you have to excuse | | | | her mouth. It hit her, her teeth were already in |
| yourself to get away from the table. After a few | | | | her mouth, these weren't hers. We had a good |
| times like that, everyone starts to wonder about | | | | laugh over that.If I could go back in time, one |
| you. Especially when you are invited out to eat. | | | | thing I would do, is take care of my teeth. You |
| The hostess starts to think something is wrong | | | | would not know unless you have dentures, what |
| with her cooking. Try explaining the exits without | | | | a pain in the neck they can be. I don't know what |
| telling them what is really going on.How about | | | | it is like to really taste a good meal unless I eat |
| leaving for work and getting almost there or even | | | | with no teeth. And then everything has to be |
| getting there and realizing you don't have your | | | | soft. At times I feel like a baby with no teeth, the |
| teeth in your mouth. I have gone on shopping | | | | only thing, I eat grown up food not baby food out |
| trips and forgot my teeth and pray I don't run | | | | of a jar.SO TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH, DON'T |
| into someone I know. And isn't it always the case | | | | END UP WITH DENTURES, OR YOU MAY BE |
| that you always run into someone you work with. | | | | HOLDING ON THEM SO THEY DON'T END UP |
| You don't want to be a snob and avoid them but | | | | FLYING ACROSS THE FLOOR OR IN THE OLD |
| you don't want to talk to them toothless, or you | | | | THRONE. |
| will be the big joke at work for the next week or | | | | |