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Can You Relate to Dentures

I have dentures and believe me I wish I you will be the big joke at work for the
had my real teeth. I remember when I next week or so. You want a good laugh,
could pick up a nice red juicy apple and take a picture of yourself with your
sink my teeth into it. Now, I have to cut teeth smiling and then take one without
it into small pieces. Can't keep my smiling, compare the two. You will laugh
teeth in place to bite it. How about and then make a promise that you will not
sneezing or coughing? Can't sneeze or forget them when you leave the house.I
cough like I use to. I have to keep my can say I feel relaxed visiting my
hand up at my mouth for fear I will blow mother. She hates her dentures too and
my teeth across the room. Oh how we both plop them in a glass of water and
embarrassing that can be.And don't get sit and chat. Talking about mom, I
sick and have to throw up, better remove remember going to Virginia for my nephews
those fake teeth before hand or you will wedding. We stayed in a motel room while
be fishing them out of the old throne. up there. One side of the sink was a
And don't you just love those little glass with my mothers dentures in it and
sesame seeds that seem to find their way the other side was mine. Well my mother
under your plate and it feels like a golf got up and put her dentures in, after a
size rock. You need to get it out quick, while she had gone to the sink and not
but you are at a table full of people and thinking, saw my dentures in the glass,
can't seem to get your tongue under rinsed them off and tried to put them in
there, so you have to excuse yourself to her mouth. It hit her, her teeth were
get away from the table. After a few already in her mouth, these weren't hers.
times like that, everyone starts to We had a good laugh over that.If I could
wonder about you. Especially when you go back in time, one thing I would do, is
are invited out to eat. The hostess take care of my teeth. You would not
starts to think something is wrong with know unless you have dentures, what a
her cooking. Try explaining the exits pain in the neck they can be. I don't
without telling them what is really going know what it is like to really taste a
on.How about leaving for work and getting good meal unless I eat with no teeth.
almost there or even getting there and And then everything has to be soft. At
realizing you don't have your teeth in times I feel like a baby with no teeth,
your mouth. I have gone on shopping the only thing, I eat grown up food not
trips and forgot my teeth and pray I baby food out of a jar.SO TAKE CARE OF
don't run into someone I know. And isn't YOUR TEETH, DON'T END UP WITH DENTURES,
it always the case that you always run OR YOU MAY BE HOLDING ON THEM SO THEY
into someone you work with. You don't DON'T END UP FLYING ACROSS THE FLOOR OR
want to be a snob and avoid them but you IN THE OLD THRONE.
don't want to talk to them toothless, or




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