Speech Patterns of Those Without Social Skills (Part Two)

Last time I shared with you the first five of tenBeginning conversation with the phrase, "That's
ways someone can betray a complete LACK ofnothing, I..." is the telltale sign that it's going on.
social skill through their conversational style. Your4) Giving Unsolicited Advice
response to that first part has run the entireNow let's turn our attention to the practice of
gamut from serious to hilarious, but one thing's forgiving advice when it hasn't been asked for. This
sure: You DID NOT WANT TO WAIT to hear theis really a tough one. Why? Because 99.9% of the
second half.time people who can't help but give others
So far be it from me to keep it from you. Hereunsolicited advice really MEAN WELL. They're good
is the second half of the list-and I've saved a fewpeople and they just want to help someone else
of the REALLY SUBTLE ones for last!avoid trouble.
1) Hating All Sorts Of StuffEven more troublesome, then, is how confused
There has been a lot of talk lately by many aboutthey feel when nobody wants to hang out with
"eliminating negative people" from their lives. Well,them...when they're genuinely trying to be NICE.
there's been a whole lot of ACTION, also. WithThe problem, however, is that most of us FEEL
more of a spotlight on the issue than ever,STUPID when subjected to someone else's
human "radar" is tuned in to detect "haters" more"eminent wisdom". We may also perceive the
than ever.advice-giver's liberty at bestowing it upon us as a
If you freely express your disdain for job,bit arrogant.
coworkers, acquaintances, minor inconveniences,So we don't generally like people who give out
TV shows, restaurants and..well...EVERYTHINGadvice we didn't ask for. We find their input pushy
ELSE; don't be surprised when people stopor even borderline manipulative. Often, we even
wanting to hang out with you.go so far as to think of such people as
For the record, anything that falls under theunder-qualified to even GIVE such advice, don't
heading "complaining" is exactly what we're talkingwe?
about here. Now granted, you can't be expectedBut man...when you really care about someone
to blow sunshine up people's skirts all the time. Butand know he or she is headed for a MAJOR
instead of 24/7, aim (as always) for 85/15.mistake, it's all but impossible to bite our tongue,
And by the way, if you are of the opinion thatisn't it? We may feel at times that it's a flat-out
being positive, spreading optimism and encouragingMORAL IMPERATIVE to step in.
others is dorky and lame, I have a challenge forSo we might say, "You know, if I were you I
you. Make your next ten Facebook updates andwould..." And such is often responded to with a line
or Twitter posts expressly positive: words oflike, "Hey look, if I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for
encouragement, optimistic quotes, etc.it!"
Then watch the MASSIVE difference in howFrom a social perspective, it's surprisingly often
people respond to you. Let that be your "fieldthe best idea just to let people make their
test" of the premise we're discussing here. Imistakes. When and if the chips are REALLY
promise that a similar dynamic will occur whendown, try asking permission to share some insight:
you interact more positively with people offline,"Would you mind if I offered you a suggestion?"
too.Often you'll get a favorable response when
2) Badmouthing Others / Talking Behindyou've taken the time to respect someone's
Someone's Backjudgment ahead of time like that.
We mentioned spreading unsubstantiated rumorsAnd interestingly, the more respect you GIVE,
last time. This is similar, but with a distinct twist.the more others tend to respect YOUR advice.
This is essentially all about sharing info withLife is funny like that.
someone about someone else that you really5) Pre-Assuming Social Awkwardness
hope doesn't get back to them. For example, youI believe I've saved the most fascinating one for
may tell a friend that you really can't stand alast.
common acquaintance...although when you are inBased on the title of this section, you may be
that other person's presence you smile and keepasking yourself who in their right mind would
your opinion to yourself.ASSUME a social situation would turn out
Or, you may share potentially damaging orawkward ahead of time? I mean, why even
disparaging info with a friend about someone else.attempt to be social if your intent is to make
Whether the subject of your wrath is a "friend"things awkward?
or not is irrelevant in this case. The truth is thatWell, what if I told you people do this ALL THE
time and again studies prove that when someoneTIME? Actually, the dynamic can play out in any
actively badmouths someone else, the listener isnumber of very specific ways. Let me offer a
more likely to assign the negative characteristicsfew examples and you'll quickly see EXACTLY
in question to the SPEAKER rather than to thewhat I mean.
SUBJECT of the conversation.First, someone may say, "With all due respect..."
Welcome to why we all tend to walk away fromat the beginning of a sentence. Invariably,
a salesman at X-Motors car dealership when hesomething disrespectful is about to come out of
starts telling us how terrible a Y-Motors pickupthat person's mouth when that happens. He or
truck is. And we become more likely to ultimatelyshe KNOWS it's potentially disrespectful, but is
drive off in a Y-Motors truck.going to say it anyway.
What goes for business goes for social settingsOr, the phrase "Don't take this the wrong way..."
also. And a lot of us "un sell ourselves", as a friendmay be used. Clearly, the speaker expects what
of mine who is a sales consultant often says.is about to be said to be potentially offensive.
The real world test? If you find yourself saying,Perhaps someone may lead with, "I hope this
"Don't tell him I told you this but..." it's time todoesn't come out the wrong, but..." In that case,
check yourself.someone is literally PLANNING to be
3) One-upmanshipmisunderstood.
I am a huge fan of Dilbert comics. Having comeLack of respect, offensive statements and
from a Bell-shaped IT world, I plead the fifth onwanton misunderstanding were NOT signs of solid
that. Nonetheless, there's a recurring character insocial skills last time I checked.
Dilbert named "Topper" who habitually exertsSo that wraps up the list.
"one-upmanship" on his colleagues. That is, noAgain, like I said last time, don't beat yourself up
matter what positive thing someone else hastoo much if any of these look familiar to you. I'm
achieved, he can do (or has done) better.pretty sure almost all of us have been guilty of
In the comic version, Topper's self-proclaimedalmost ALL TEN at one point or another in our
amazing feats are greatly exaggerated for effect..lives, right?
And the reason it's so flippin' hilarious is becauseNow that you have the list in front of you, you
we ALL know someone like that. We've all beenhave objective examples to help guide the way.
subject to it-and we've all been annoyed to noThat'll make it TONS easier to check yourself
end by it.when you see potential situations arise. Simply
It appears to be a sign of quintessential arroganceKNOWING what a wrong-headed approach looks
on the surface. But at its core it's really justlike can be all it takes to prevent southbound
needy, approval-seeking weakness. As you cansocial skills from making and unwelcome
guess, one-upmanship is a KILLER for sure.appearance.